Incompetencies Part 1

I swear to God! Traffic cops are the most incompetent creatures to walk the face of the earth! I just got back from a visit to my doc friend's clinic in Ortigas and I got apprehended from parking in a PARKING ZONE!!!!! The thing is, I have absolutely no idea what his reason was. When I confronted the stupid bastard all I can understand was "ma'am..... blah blah blah blah blah..... bawal..... blah blah blah blah blah..... lisensya....." I asked him why I can't park in a frikkin parking zone and he can't even give me a straight answer!

How I wish this country was technologically advanced as Japan and have money to spare like First World countries to fund a research and development team so we can replace these incompetent creatures with robots and computers! Am mortified to see how they spend and use the taxes I pay.

Taking it one step further...

Isn't it so true? I mean, am I making a bit of sense or am I getting crazy again?

Most men get spent with blowjobs alone, not even the entire sexual act. Besides, once women start ruling the world, we'd hardly have time to fuck. Plus, sex sort of complicates things. Men can get whiney too, you know... not just women.

Of course I'm talking about men, in general. I know for some men, blowjobs aren't enough, but those men are rare.

One of my friends said gladiators have sex slaves to keep them happy. I said them gladiators were gay. Hahaha! Most Romans were gay. Besides, I wouldn't compare gladiators to soldiers or warriors. I'd most likely compare them to wrestlers today. They were there for the emperor's entertainment and amusement. They fight amongst themselves, and against animals. The theory that blowjobs can stop war apply to real soldiers, men who go to war, and men in general, I guess (assuming all men are single-track minded).

Remember the movie Troy? The first scene, Achilles was late for battle because he was in bed with two(?) women. Yeah, you can say he's always late because of contempt for the king. So what? That day he was late because of sex. Imagine if that happened to both side's battalion?

Some would say men masturbate all the time, that's their form of release. Well..... A blowjob is way better than a handjob right? Ask Mr. Clinton! Hehe! Besides, even a retard won't pass up a blowjob, whether it be good or bad. Which brings us to another discussion, "Is there such a thing as a bad blow job?" Not now though.....

Blowjobs: The Answer To World Peace

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Take The Color Quiz!

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My results:

YOUR EXISTING SITUATION:
Active, outgoing, and restless. Feels frustrated by the slowness with which events develop along the desired lines. This leads to irritability, changeability, and lack of persistence when pursuing a given objective.

YOUR STRESS SOURCES:
Resilience and tenacity have become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand her ground. She feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to her and from which she wants to escape, but she feels unable to make the necessary decision.

YOUR RESTRAINED CHARACTERISTICS:
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally.

YOUR DESIRED OBJECTIVES:
Suffering from the effects of those things which are being rejected as disagreeable, and is strongly resisting them. Just wants to be left in peace.

YOUR ACTUAL PROBLEMS:
The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond her capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. Her inability to enforce her will causes her to over-react in stubborn defiance and by assigning to others all the blame for her own failures.The fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants drives her to the exploitation of all types of experience, so that she may categorically deny that any of them has any value. This destructive denigration becomes her method of concealing hopelessness and a profound sense of futility.

Nelson Mandela's 1994 Inaugural Speech

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.

We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?" Actually, who are you not to be?... Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same.

Machiavelli For Women

From Harriet Rubin's The Princessa, Machiavelli For Women.

1. A Princessa discovers her true strength by knowing her enemy.

2. They live their lives as people for whom triumph is a birthright.

3. From their earliest days, they mark themselves as different from others.

4. They are loners. Even with their families, they consider themselves aliens, and they recognize this as power. It doesn't embarass them, it inspires them.

5. Married or not, Princessas stand apart. Contemporary psychology praises the value of women's "connections" and relationships but the powerful women of history coveted the power of separateness. It gave them the opportunity for more than self-confidence: "self-love," which poet Walt Whitman described in his phrase "I inhabit my soul," was a feeling they understood.

6. Like children and great wild cats, Freud said, powerful women seem self-contained, mysterious, and this accounts for the fascination they exert on others.

7. Are such women born extraordinary? Or do they become extraordinary because they set themselves apart, in a psychological atmosphere where they are measured against no one's standards but their own?

8. They never consider themselves brave. Princessas feel they are doing no more than what can be done. They may know they are smart, even unique. But they don't call themselves brave. Diane Fosey, the primatologist, said heights had always made her scream, "like a baptized baby." But once she got into the jungles of Africa, she climbed ravines with the gorillas of the mist she avidly studied. These warriors relax in the face of danger the way other women relax in front of their TVs. In a tough situatioin, they behave as if they've already won, because they don't believe they can lose. They go into battle with a winner's calm. The poet Rainer Maria Rilke said, "Follow your fear." That is what heroic women do. Their greatest power comes in ridding themselves of the very thing that shamed them and making this old fear their source of pride.

9. They treat destiny as their mentor.

10. Pushed to a boiling point, princessas don't get outraged; they get outrageous!

11. Desire is the key; it reframes reality. Princessas express their desire with a diva's virtuosity. They don't hold back. They don't doubt their desire; they feel entitled to their wishes, and they use the potency of them. It is said that women are like teabags; it's only when they're in hot water that you realize how strong they are. In hot water, women's desire boils.

12. A woman who recognizes public love regards nothing and no one as firmly opposed to her. Every enemy is a potential ally. She gets close to her enemy as much as she would to a belovd. She is keen to strenghten the enemy, not weaken him or her. She uses truth as a weapon when even Sun Tzu or Stonewall Jackson advises one to "mislead, mystify, and disguise."

I Carry Your Heart With Me

E.E. Cummings

I carry your heart with me

(I carry it in my heart)

I am never without it

(Anywhere I go you go, my dear;

and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate

(For you are my fate, my sweet)

I want no world

(For beautiful you are my world, my true)

And it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

And whatever a sun will always sing is you
Here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

And the sky of the sky of a tree called life;

Which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)

And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

I carry your heart(I carry it in my heart)

The First Cut Is The Deepest

Sheryl Crow

I would've given you all of my heart

But there's someone who's torn it apart

And he's taken just all that I had

But if you want I'll try to love again

Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest baby I know

The first cut is the deepest

But when it comes to bein' lucky he's cursed

And when it comes to lovin me, he's worst

I still want you by my side

Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried

And I'm sure gonna give you a try

Cause if you want I'll try to love again (try)

Baby I'll try to love again but I know (o-oh)

The first cut is the deepest

Baby I knowthe first cut is the deepest

But when it comes to bein' lucky he's cursed

And when it comes to lovin' me, he's worst

(Guitar solo)

I still want you by my side

Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried

But I'm sure gonna give you a try

Cause if you want I'll try to love again (try to love again)

Baby I'll try to love again but I know (o-o-oh)

The first cut is the deepest

Baby I know the first cut is the deepest

But when it comes to bein lucky he's cursed

And when it comes to lovin me he's worst (o-o-oh)

The first cut is the deepest baby I know

The first cut is the deepest

Try to love again

Random Thoughts & Unsent Letters...

You asked me what I see in you..... I never gave you an answer. Contrary to your claim as being a simple man, you are far more complex. I see many things in you. Like what you see in me, I see part of myself in you, too. We are different in a lot of ways, and yet so alike in many other ways. I guess we're like yin & yang... Complimenting each other's ways effortlessly. I see in you a goodness that you are unaware of. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you are not bad & perverted as how you think you are. I see a kind, generous, caring man that not a lot of people get to see. I've had the privilege of geting to know you sans the masks you wear. I like the person beneath all those masks the most. That is what drew me most to you...