Hippie Mom

I'm starting to think my mother is a hippie. She always yells at me for wearing black or dark-colored articles of clothing. Telling me it's not harmonious with nature and the elements to wear black all the time. Maybe it's why I've been having bad luck lately, so she says. According to her: "Bright colors are always associated with luck, and a harmonious environment. Dark colors evoke bad luck and dark energies. You should cleanse yourself by wearing bright colors all the time."

Everyday, I have these kinds of 'talks' with her. I wouldn't even consider it a conversation between us because she does most of the talking and I just grunt for acknowledgement.