My Favorite Blooms.....

The Nightmare Is Over!

Thank God he woke up before things got really bad! I'm just really happy my grandpa decided to end things with his gold-digging whore of a girlfriend. I was ready to kill her myself if in case he did go on and marry her. I thought the postponed wedding was a temporary thing, but all of our hard work paid off! He came to his senses and just in time. God, I hope I don't ever see her again. I don't know what kind of things I might do to her if our paths ever cross again. I just have so much hatred for her. She almost ruined my family. I hope she rots in hell.

The Book Of Love

by Peter Gabriel

The Book of Love is long & boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing

But I, I love it when you read it to me
And you, you can read me anything

The Book of Love has music in it
In fact, that's where music comes from
Some of it's just transcendental
Some of it's just really dumb

But I, I love it when you sing to me
And you, you can sing me anything

The Book of Love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know

But I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you ought to give me wedding rings

And I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you ought to give me wedding rings

You ought to give me wedding rings

I heard this song while watching Shall We Dance on DVD the other day. I must say, it was a pretty dull movie. Probably the only good thing about it was this song. I love Peter Gabriel. I love this song so much, I was in tears when I heard it playing in the background. I guess I'm a softie after all...

Nasal

I hate my nose. I wish I had a better one...

Hippie Mom

I'm starting to think my mother is a hippie. She always yells at me for wearing black or dark-colored articles of clothing. Telling me it's not harmonious with nature and the elements to wear black all the time. Maybe it's why I've been having bad luck lately, so she says. According to her: "Bright colors are always associated with luck, and a harmonious environment. Dark colors evoke bad luck and dark energies. You should cleanse yourself by wearing bright colors all the time."

Everyday, I have these kinds of 'talks' with her. I wouldn't even consider it a conversation between us because she does most of the talking and I just grunt for acknowledgement.

Spirit & Soul.....

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bacardi all the way

What alcoholic drink are you?

I'm the life of the party?! If that's the case, then that's one pretty dead party. Me?! A flirt?! I have a lot of friends who can testify I have not one flirting bone in my body.

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

I seem to be getting results that are totally out of character, from these online quizzes.

How well do you people know me? Huh?! Huh?!

http://zerreit79.friendtest.com

Take the test or else.....

Itchy & Scratchy

My left arm is so fucking itchy! It takes my mind off the pain but oh my goodness..... Gimme pain & suffering anytime!!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummified.....

My mummified, broken elbow.

Who hid the rhum?!?!?!

Alvin: "Is it under the bed?"

I'm not drunk!!!!!

Alvin: "I really am not. I'm just tired."

Shattered Elbow

Broke my elbow yesterday. In extreme pain. Left arm in a cast. This is the very reason why people should think of padding their bathrooms.

Someone shoot me now! Please!

Or at least give me morphine shots.....